Chapter 6: The Ball factor...

The Ball factor...
At evening, we left the office at 6.40 pm from Mahape and made our stay at Swapnil Tayade's room. Yogesh went to his home to collect the bag. Myself, and Sandesh, went ahead, for small shopping, chakna and things to play. So we bought some "bhujia", "potatoes chips", "playing cards" and "one soft ball" not as small as cricket ball and not as big as foot ball either....it was worth 75 Rs.!.....Gosh!....75 Bucks? a ball worth 75?

All the picnic members ....we call each other "Zolers" ....started abusing and cursing...in this case Yogesh was on forefront

Tayade:- "Kya ch%$#ya hai kya re...? pacchatar ka ball?"
Yogesh:- "Bh%$#ke....kabhi zindagi mai itna mehenga ball kharida tha kya?...maine aaj tak life mai jitne ball kharide honge unka collective cost bhi utna nahi hoga!"
Krish:- "Pacchatar ka ?...haa ha ha....tum logon ko fasaya!"

but we also, retaliated:-
Sandesh:- "Bh#$#d, tumhare Vashi mai Ghanta milta hai!"
Omkar :- "Chayla.....hum logon ko sector 17 tak jaana pada.....wahan pe dhund dhund ke mushkil se ek dukaan milli...jahan par ye ball mila...samjha naa!! Jyaada natak maat kar yogesh!....lekin kya ladkiyan hai yaar sector 17 ki....arey aunty log bhi GORGEOUS hai....Dombivli mai to kuch bhi nahi hai yaar!....sabhi ladkiyaan mereko dekh rahi thi....they were attracted to me!"
Yogesh :- "Chup saale, 75 ka ball kharidega to koi bhi tereko yeda samajh ke hi dekhenge naaa!"
Sandesh:- "Nahi re....Omkar ko nahi......ladkiyan mereko attracted thi...!"
Yogesh :- "Tu to paidaishi yeda hai hi re!...lolz!....kya tayade tune kin logon ko bheja be!....Omkar se to maine bilkul nahi expect kiya.....shiittt !"
Sunil:- "Chayla.....aamchya bhandup la 5 rupayala miltat...yachya peksha changle balls"
Omkar:- "Maag aanaycha naa.....koni adavla tula?"
Sunil:- "Kashala.....tumhi organizer....tumhi baghaych te sagla! ....saangitla asta tar aanala asta naa!"
Omkar:- "Maayla ....organizers chya navane aamchi maara! ... hey kahi barobar nahi !"

.....all started laughing!

And while this argument was going on....Tayade and Pawan were packing stuffs in their bag. Krish was in love with that soft ball...he squeezed it and on and on ....may be he was fantasizing his unfulfilled desires ! ...;) ...just kidding...no offence intended Krish !, and Sunil was busy in watching TV. Tayade emptied the entire water filter into separate bottles, leaving not even a single drop for his other room mates who were not a part of the picnic. ... for which later he got a sound word abuse from his room mates. And then the driver called up, to inform, that he has reached Vashi and has parked the sumo, near Hotel Navratna, sector 17. Soon we all were ready, and took a group photo before leaving for our mission - MISSION MJN!